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Piper Faye @Piper

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Posted by Piper - August 25th, 2013


Cheri by Esty (EASTBEAST)
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They sat on a hill by the shore and subconsciously tore the frail grass from the earth as they talked. She molded about the damp roots, compressing them between her fingers until it produced a grainy clay. Hands in the grass, they snapped and uprooted twigs but paid no attention to them, their conversation was too entrancing. She met him at the market today when she accidentally dislocated a pyramid of peaches by taking one too close to the base. A simple mistake that anyone could make, with or without her condition.

She could hear what sounded like hundreds of bassy pounds hitting the floor in succession. The sound seemed to surround and overwhelm her at first. The scene the quieted, and the rate of thumps decreased to fewer and fewer per second. She acknowledged the situation and bent down in her long linen dress. She sunk into it as she knelt down, almost making her feel as if she was submerged in water. She grasped somewhat aimlessly for the fallen peaches, like a swimmer eager for the shore. She suddenly heard footsteps approach her from casual clamor the of the marketplace ambiance nearby.

"I can help you pick those up if you like," said an assertive but concerned masculine voice out of the ether. At first, she felt a sense of pride well up within her throat, preparing a "No, thank you. I have it under control..." as a response she realized accepting the help in this situation might be best for herself and the food.

Still conflicted she did not say much, only uttering an "Oh, umm, yes. "

The reconnaissance for the peaches was hasteful. She could hear his footsteps going places she could not have imagined the bulky fruit would have fled to. In her hand, she held up the last peach, the gentle furry skin pressed against hers, compelling her to study it some more and perceive the imperfections of the spherically inexact object. She fell into a light day dream over the concept of a peach in her mind, extracting feelings and depth from it.

Suddenly a warm and leathery type of skin seemed to touch her hand, wrap around the peach and with a slight pry, take it from her. "That is the last one," he said.

"Thank you," she replied. "I usually don't ask for help, but I appreciate it."

"Well, you didn't need to ask," he stated with almost a humorous inflection. "Generally if I see someone struggling, I stop and help them."

She didn't like the word struggle. Its connotations seemed to put dent her ego. The vision it put in her mind was that of her body squirming in helplessness, like holding down a small animal, or the feeling of a tight scarf her mother draped around her neck as a child.

"Struggling- isn't a word I would use." She seemed to blurt out.

"Why not? We all struggle sometimes." He replied casually.

"Yeah, but you don't just tell someone they're struggling. It has a rude sound to it; especially to a blind woman." She said, the words seeming to come out of the side of her mouth.

There was a silence after her thought escaped from her mouth. The said words echoed back in her mind. All of a sudden, she felt silly. She broke the silence with laughter and the ego seemed to dissipate from the scene. The man joined her in laughter, and they could sense they were about to be formally introduced.

"My name is Daniel," he spoke as they both came down from the laughter together.

"Cheri." She added in response.

He extended his hand forward, but she did not sense it, thus it stood idle in mid air and slowly retracted. He felt stupid for a few moments.

"If I offended you, I'm sorry about that. For what it is worth, ha." He awkwardly joked.

"No. That just means you're a good person, and I am an incredibly stubborn one." With her defenses dropped a bit more, she realized he had a certain unique but fragrant smell, like that of an herb. The bass of his voice, also comforted her like a song on the radio, or a person leading meditative prayer.

"Well, I guess you are correct in a way." He analyzed. "I can't say that to everyone because you never know how they'll take it."

"True. One can always try, I suppose."

The pace of the conversation switched gears, and Daniel took his opportunity. "Well, I see you like peaches. Then the restaurant next door has some of the best cobbler you could ever taste. It is also my family's recipe. Would you care to join me once you finish shopping?"

"Hmm," she hummed with a smile, her main visible feature in contrast to her thick sunglasses. "I don't think I have anything that will spoil. So, yes. I would be delighted."

"Great! It is straight out the main door to the left, one door down! Called Fernado's."

"Cafe. Yes, I know it! That is something I don't need help finding, thank you very much." She said in a joking tone. She heard him laugh and with a quiet "see ya" fade away.

She finished shopping and found herself drifting though the door of Fernado's Cafe. A waft of warm pastries behaved as a doorman, welcoming her in. Among the scents she sensed a familiar one, a product of a pungent but sweet herb that she remembered from the grocery. She sat at Daniel's booth.

"Hi. Glad you could make it, Cheri."

"So, your family runs this restaurant?" She asked.

"Yes, but I'm the only one of my siblings that still works here. My parents are the true owners."

"So, what do you do for them then?"

"I am the head chef. Although, today is my day off."

"Ah I see. Culinary School is quite-"

"I never went. My father taught me everything I know. We're guided by more feeling than logic when it comes to our dishes."

"That must make them taste interesting then." She said with an uncertain smile.

"Well, it doesn't always work out. We generally have a lot of trial and error periods, and at times,our customers can be the test subjects."

"Mmm. That's unfortunate. But, you really seemed to hype up the Peach Cobbler back in the store?

"Well, that is the one thing which is worth trying, here. In fact probably the only thing. We just can't seem to come up with other pastries that match it." He seemed to say in slight lament.

"That is unfortunate. But, you're lucky. Ask me what I do."

"What?"

"Ask me what my profession is, Daniel."

"Uhm, what do you do?"

"I am a food critic, and I used to be a baker. I have judged the last 3 pie tournaments in the county, and I believe Fernado's Cafe has won them all three years I have been there.

"Jesus Christ! So you were that blind judge!?" He abruptly shouted.

"Yes. Your pie is something I still remember, and I've looked forward to it since."

"That pie is what kept our business afloat so far! Just barely!" Daniel, exclaimed brimming with excitement. "And, uhm, we actually won 4 years."

The slice of peach pie, radiated a warm presence as it was placed in front of her. She delicately placed her hand upon her utensil. The roof of the crust broke with satisfying texture. She felt the hunky weight, and could almost sense the viscosity of the syrupy peaches. The contrast of the slightly salted shell with the warm subtle taste of nutmeg reminded her of what it meant to be a baker.

She sat in silence in front of Daniel, taking her time with every bite. Then another scent seemed to descend upon her, a smell not as favorable, but adequate.

"Now this, is a sample of our other selections." Daniel began.

Still silent, she took her fork to the dish. The roof of the crust wrestled like hardened rubber against the fork, and gave no appealing fragrance when she finally broke into the meat of the pie. An awkward and over-saturated tag of cherry amalgamated around the inside of her mouth, almost felt like it was going up into her sinuses. It was revolting and dwarfed in comparison to the peach delicacy she had tried before hand.

"I see what you mean." She muttered, trying to mask the sincere displeasure with the dish, conscientious of Daniel's feelings. "The difference is night and day, really. How does this happen?"

"God you are right." Daniel said in some despair. "When I saw you, I knew you could possibly help us, like your vote helped us win all those years. We have the passion for this, just the logic to reproduce it is not there..."

"Come on, let's walk down to the shore."

"Why?"

"Because, Daniel. I can see you are struggling with something." She smiled briefly but then became serious. "Only you had the courage to ask for me help."


Posted by Piper - August 20th, 2013


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Posted by Piper - August 6th, 2013


"You use a lot of commas," someone said to me recently. Yeah, that's because the commas are supposed to go into the spaces I insert them into, you dope! Comma on, man. Get widdit!

Anyway, I've dropped in to let you all know that I have some super secret agent stuff going on at home; lots of late night missions and grueling stake-outs. So I've been off the Newgrounds' map for nearly 8 days straight and this may continue to be the case. I send you all my fluffy, fluffy love. Keep it real, guys!

-Pipes


Posted by Piper - July 25th, 2013


Hello my sexy Earthling friends,

I recently lent my voice to this little project with Wooleyworld. You may recognize him from one of his recent movies, Hulkulele.

Now we bring you Sex Hair!

I think Wooly's original art style and real life experiences add that extra bit of personality and flavor to his work. Give it a look-see if you're interested. Show your support if you enjoyed it, preferably in the currency of a thoughtful review or plenty of stars. Thanks a bunch. Have a good one! <3

Much love,
Pipes

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/622210

Sex Hair


Posted by Piper - June 27th, 2013


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Posted by Piper - May 13th, 2013


Long story short, I have completely annihilated my pop filter (it's 'need-to-know' information!) and looking to replace it. I'm doing my own research but I figured I'd open this up to you.

If you have a pop filter you believe to be highly functional and works really well for you, I'd really like you to suggest it to me.

I really appreciate it.

UPDATE: Pretty satisfied with how the post went. Some interesting interactions and opinions on the validity of a pop filter. It was nice reading each of your comments. The new one was ordered yesterday, comes in soon.


Posted by Piper - May 11th, 2013


Uploading a new video tomorrow. It's on a channel you haven't been on yet. You may have noticed my older one has been deleted. Please excuse me for that, but I have really good reasons for it! Looking forward to getting back out there.

You can subscribe now and get it in your sub box automatically tomorrow, or you can just wait for it here, I don't mind either way. The point is to be able to have different platforms to interact with you guys on. Thanks so much for being understanding. I hope all of you are doing well!

https://www.youtube.com/user/PiperAnnVA

Update: I got a little over excited about uploading a video for my channel, that I forgot that it's going to take me some editing time. Not to mention I wanted to kick back, eat a giant bowl of fruit and watch Logan's Run today. AGH, plus we have mothers day tomorrow and I'm being forced into some "motherly" event with ... the in laws. So while some recording may take place today I'm not sure when my video will be going up.

Gives me some time to do some more brain storming though, what do you think should be put into the video? I mean, what do I even say to you guys?


Posted by Piper - March 6th, 2013


I have a viral tonsillitis. I just wanted to share in case not everyone has gotten the news that I am indeed sick. I've messaged everyone I have on Skype and have recent messages with. So if you've been forgotten, I'm sorry. Though, if I can minimize the stress from all of this, get some good rest and heal up I'll be able to bounce back sooner. So patience and understanding is appreciated.

Hope everyone else has survived the hay fever season!

UPDATE: Throat is still really bad today. I tried doing some of my voices and they sound like crap. Not to mention it hurt. Aggh!! I hate this. Anyway. That's my update.


Posted by Piper - February 18th, 2013


I play a little boy in the opening of this one project David of InebriatedNinja made for school.

http://www.inebriatedninja.com/journal/2013/2/23 /davids-school-audio-project

Then this with Ebolaworld.

I was credited as "November Ann". Funny, it was my first EVER animation and I wasn't credited with my name, some kind of mix up on the other end. I'm excited I was able to work with him, but I still feel like no one knows who the heck I am XD